oh dear nige.. but every cloud..
you could pimp the wiperless 'smooth' look.. or get one from a scrappy in the right colour for 20 quid.
centre caps, same as my old ones and i think i paid £14 for a new one.. i know atleast one of yours was missing the badge anyway and needed replacing
or be a devil and get new rims.. so you'll need to drop 40mm too.
i can keep going..