Slowest
Not at all.
Are you not aware of the 1.9NA D Golf3?
Now THAT's slow. At least this has a huffer on it. It develops sufficient torque to be hustled. It will hustle a lot better with the front wheel bearing replaced.
The handling is loose-limbed, which suits Island roads well.
With the highly desired, optional dent & scratch pack
And VIC on it.