Horney: My love for the Mazda MX5

[JC]

 

 

[Len]

Attention seeker!

[JC]

Attention seeker!

you taught him well Lenny 

[Guy]

I was looking on the internet and I found this: 

what were you looking for... did you search "Horney MX5"?  pervert 

[Horney]

Picking this up tomorrow afternoon:







The Polo of Doom is moving into the hands of Mr Chuff. Let the hairdresser jokes commence.

Nick

[JC]

Picking this up tomorrow afternoon:






Nick

pictures fail nick, want me to link them up from the ad u sent me ?

[Horney]

Weird, they work for me. But yeah go for it. Not sure the net is working well on my laptop through my phone. It's like being back on dial up!!!!!

Nick

[JC]

this is the hairdressers car that mr dodgy hair has bought 






not that i mind, I got the Forum Polo Pool car 

[Horney]

Cheers dude!

I better list the bits that make up for the hairdresser-ness.

1991 V-Spec imported in 2003
1.6 115bhp model with limited slip diff
Biscuit leather, biscuit interior with wooden nardi wheel, gear stick and handbrake
Koni top adjustables all round (Standard ride height)
Upper front and rear braces
Lower front and rear braces
Jackson Racing CAI
Larini cat back stainles exhaust
Stainless decat pipe
Air vent headlight
Rimzzzz
Alpine iPod headunit
Body is pretty much perfect, just needs a polish
Hood looks brand spanking new
Interior in great nick apart form usual wear on the leathers
12 months MOT (From yesterday)
4 months tax

All for the princely sum of £1250.

Nick

[JC]

the ghey interior the nancy boy will be sitting on



check out his wooden wheel 

 

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